Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Language Perfectionist: "Say What?!" Funny Misunderstandings

By Don Hauptman

A mondegreen is a phrase that has been misheard and thus misunderstood, usually with humorous results.

Here's an example: A TV commercial claiming that a car was carved from "a single block of steel" was heard by a viewer as "a single glockenspiel."

Another example: A 2008 news story about newly released Nixon-era tape recordings reported that a transcriber rendered "Mao Zedong" as "Nelson's tongue."

Children are natural mondegreeners. Over the years, untold numbers have dutifully intoned "Jose can you see," "I led the pigeons to the flag," and "To the republic, for Richard Stans."

One mondegreen subgenre is especially popular: the misheard rock music lyric. Among the most frequently cited examples:

  • "There's a bathroom on the right" for "There's a bad moon on the rise." (Creedence Clearwater Revival)

  • "The girl with colitis goes by" for "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes." (The Beatles)

  • "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" for "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." (Jimi Hendrix)

Many of these song lyric mondegreens have been collected by a writer named Gavin Edwards and turned into a series of funny books. And numerous websites are devoted to garbled lyrics. One of the more popular -- kissthisguy.com -- immortalizes the Hendrix blooper.

The word mondegreen is itself a mondegreen, created by American writer Sylvia Wright. Here's the story.

In a 1954 article in Harper's magazine, Wright said that, as a child, she misunderstood two lines of a 17th-century Scottish ballad. The lines were: "They ha'e slain the Earl of Moray, / And laid him on the green." But she heard them as: "They ha'e slain the Earl of Moray, / And Lady Mondegreen." Noting that "no one else has thought up a word for [such bloopers]," she coined the term mondegreen.

Caution: No official authority exists to authenticate mondegreens. Some are probably invented by pranksters and passed off to the unsuspecting as the genuine article. Laugh at your own risk!

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