Thursday, July 22, 2010
New Members
1. Rajeiswari Balasundaram ( Sponsor Tan Lai Hock)
2. Indra Devi Nair ( Sponsor Indra Renganathan)
3. Sheila Devi Subramaniam ( Sponsor Krishna Kala Devi)
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Meeting on 13 July 2010
Meeting in progress with Betsy and Julia after a long absence
Members who has taken part in table topics....
Our guest Ahmad and Jek has bravely taken up the table topic challenge
GT Singam playing his role as the General Evaluator
Chua Eu Chieh with his speech title "Pants on fire"
Rosa Phua with her speech title "The games we play"
Robert Ram ACS as the Speech Evaluator
Time and tide waits for no man..... time keeping by Kenneth Gong
Language Evaluator... Chandran.. nice phrases for today are....
Ah Counter Donna Kat... you broke the club's record on the most pause fillers.....
and the best speaker for tonight goes to..........Chua Eu Chieh....pants on fire!!
The best table topic speaker, President Tan Soo Guan receiving his wards from Area Governor Robert Ram ACS.
Our meeting with the induction of new member Kenneth Gong by Area Governor while President looks on and his Mentor is Lee Kah Tor ACG (bottom left).
Members' pledge to Kenneth Gong to always support him.
Our meeting ended after guest Krishna and Ramesh gave their comments. They like our meeting and we definitely look forward to them signing up as members.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
What is Life
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed......
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again......
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Weakness or Strength?
Sometimes your biggest weakness can become your biggest strength. Take, for example, the story of one 10-year-old boy who decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident.
The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master.
The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move.
"Sensei," the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves?"
"This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you'll ever need to know," the sensei replied.
Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training.
Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament. Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals.
This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei intervened.
"No," the sensei insisted, "Let him continue."
Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical
mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament. He was the champion.
On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind.
"Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?"
"You won for two reasons," the sensei answered. "First, you've almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm."
The boy's biggest weakness had become his biggest strength.
Nervous in speaking? Great! Because everyone thinks a nervous voice produce the best speech!!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Stamp Denomination
The PO clerk attended to the old lady: Ma'am may I know what denominations you want to have?".
Madam: Good grief! What the world it have come to, after 20 years! Ok...ok, give me four (4) stamps Methodist, 6 Lutheran, 7 Roman Catholic and 9 Baptist..... and add 10 more sundries denominations :) in case some in my greeting listing are cult group :)
Contributed by Ban Huat
Monday, July 5, 2010
2010/2011 Humour and Speech Evaluation Contest
Competition time is here on us again. Get ready to be the club’s flag bearers . Make the club proud and etch the name PD Toastmasters Club on the mind of everyone in the Area than the Division than the World!
Blur for the new guys........? Ok, let me explain. Every year Toastmasters International carry out two major contests to give the opportunity to members to show how much they have learned in all aspect of toastmastering; giving humour speeches, speech evaluations, prepared speeches and table topics. The first contest is the Humour and Speech Evaluation Contest which is the present one. The next contest (about 5/6 months time) will be the International Speech and Table Topics Contest.
We will announce the rules and regulations in the coming meeting (13th July) to keep the new members in the loop. In meantime I strongly urge all members to dig into their memory banks and think of funny stories or incidents that you can share with everyone in 5-7min. You may also use your past speeches (advantage because it is already evaluated and you know the strength and weakness). Start preparing now!
Since the Committee do not have the chance to meet until a week or so, let me propose that we carry out the contest at the club level either on the 10th August or latest on the 24th August. I proposed that we will make following meeting after the contest a special ‘competition grooming’ meeting. I will put forward my proposal to the Committee in the coming round table talk. So you will have about at least a month of practise.
I strongly urge all members to participate in the contest. It might not be the glory you want to seek but this will definitely be a good place to assess how far you have gone in this journey of Toastmastering.
“Growth Starts from Within”
Regards,
Soo Guan
President's 1st Message 1st July 2010
This will be my first mail as President of Port Dickson Toastmasters Club 2010/2011.
I had planned to write a long mail telling you how honored I am, how this club can reach even greater heights, what ideas and plans I have for the club moving forward…….....etc. Then I STOPPED………......
I realized that this is already a great club. There is no need for any changes. There might be in some rare occasions, challenges, but these are normal growing pains in any organization. What is important is not what the challenge is but rather how well we resolve it. This is all part of the learning and growing process. This is leadership!
I do not know your reasons for joining and staying on as members. Some joined for the communication and leadership training, some for personal development, some for career advancement, some to get speaking platform, some wants to mixed with other fine people, some to improve their English, some to support the club, some to look after the club, some to get recognition……….……
Whatever your reasons is not important and I commend you nevertheless by being and staying on as a member, but what is important is that we must all realized that the very spirit of this club is about helping each other. How do help each other? By contributing……..By giving…..….
When you take up a role, give a prepared speech, answer at table topics, join the committee, you are both learning and teaching. You are learning by doing it and you are teaching others by doing it. Just do not be the silent observer but instead take the lead! Do not do it for yourself but rather do it for the other members. Only then, with this positive attitude and energy, I am sure this great club will be even greater.
“GROWTH STARTS FROM WITHIN”
Regards,
Soo Guan
Let us celebrate our Silver +1 years (26 years) club anniversary this 14th August in a big way by inviting your partner and friends.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Toastmasters Leadership Institute's Club Officer's Training (a.k.a TLI COTS)
Chua Eu Chieh
During one of the break-out group sessions:
Meeting on 22nd June 2010
The meeting started with the President's address.
Friday, July 2, 2010
The Language Perfectionist: Eschew Ambiguity
Here are four passages I encountered in newspapers. Observe how, in each case, poor wording creates an ambiguity that can lead the reader astray.
• "He found himself wondering how much time he spent doing one of his roommates' dishes."
And I found myself wondering why washing a single dish would take so long -- until I realized that one referred to the roommate, not to the tableware.
• "These companies have used the sharp downturn as an opportunity to cull their payrolls for good...."
The phrase for good here means "permanently," but might be misconstrued as meaning beneficial.
• "A regulation now in the works will require the operators of printing and photocopying shops [in Tibet]... to take down identifying information about their clients and the specific documents printed or copied...."
The phrase to take down means "record" but also "remove."
• "American forces blew up a captured Japanese I-401 aircraft carrier submarine... which was designed during the war to execute air strikes on land from the sea."
A submarine that operates on land? Once again, bad phrasing made me do a double take until I realized what the writer intended to say.
The lesson: Always review your writing to ensure that nothing is likely to puzzle or mislead the reader.
Conversation with God
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What's a million years to you?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, can I have a penny?
God: Yes, just wait a second.