Friday, July 2, 2010

Conversation with God

Man: God?
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What's a million years to you?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, can I have a penny?
God: Yes, just wait a second.

9 comments:

  1. There is two lines in Heaven.

    Line A is for man who is being "boss" my wife.
    Line B is for man who "BOSS" his wife.

    Line A's angel was too busy registering and the queue was so long, and the end could not be seen.
    Line B was totally empty :(

    After a really long time, a man appear in LINE B. The overjoyed angel in charge ask: Bro John, wow!!! Please elaborate, what challenge you faced and how you make it to Line B.

    John replied: "Angel, I don't know"
    Angel (line B): What you mean you don't know!!
    John replied: My wife, say Line A is too long. Go queue at Line B :)

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  2. I want a penny but in earth second.

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  3. Soo Guan

    I noted that when one wish to comment, they may not know how to select the category properly, due to "not so user friendly" option.

    I also select "anonymous" option when I first commented. Only on 2nd try, I used the option URL and put a dot.com then only my name appear. I am sure many would not know how to "trial & error" this.

    Maybe, should review if the "comment as" option can be made more user friendly.

    Do you know what I am saying :))

    Regards
    Ban Huat

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  4. Hi Ban Huat,
    Sometimes visitors are shy to reveal their names..... But I think it is better to state your name when you comment. Actually you do not need to put the URL. Just type your name is sufficient.

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  5. The 'post a Comment' is part of the blogger set-up. I do not know if it can be changed. Not IT savvy enough.

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  6. Soo Guan
    Not to worry:) Guess commenter like me will find its way.

    Since the world cup 2010 fever is on now, here is a world cup joke:) I titled it "NOTHING STOPS A MAN AT WORLD CUP" :-))

    John have 2 first class VIP ticket to the World Cup 2010. Another guy, came by, and ask "Sir, is your VIP seat vacant?"

    John: Yes

    Guy: Ok, can I take the seat?

    John: Of course, since it is vacant.

    Guy: Does this seat belong to you?

    John: Yes.

    Guy: Then, why your partner is not here for this exciting final.

    John (smile): This seat is actually for my beloved wife. We never missed our World cup together. But she passed away.

    Guy: Oh, that is terrible feeling... I am so sorry to heard that... but you can always bring your relative, your brother, your neigbour or your friend along, so the seat wont be wasted..

    John: I wish to, but they are all in my wife funeral :)

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  7. Ha! Ha! Keep up with your jokes .

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  8. Soo Guan
    Another funny one, I think:)

    Topic - Stamp Denomination

    An old woman who have not been to Post Office (PO) for 20 years decided to buy stamps, to send Christmas greeting cards.

    The PO clerk attended to the old lady: Ma'am may I know what denominations you want to have?".

    Madam: Good grief! What the world it have come to, after 20 years! Ok...ok, give me four (4) stamps Methodist, 6 Lutheran, 7 Roman Catholic and 9 Baptist..... and add 10 more sundries denominations :) in case some in my greeting listing are cult group :)

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